For Rael...

 

1. The Best Chess Cheaters On Chess.com (In ALL CAPS)
2. Most Boring List Posts
3. Add A Word To Continue This Story And Bore Everyone Ideas
   
4. My Favorite Chess.com Trophies
5. My Favorite Java Script Property Tags
6. My Least Favorite Java Script Property Tags
7. Presidents Who Do Not Play Chess
8. King_William Avatars (Quite a long list.)
9. Queenie's Shopping Tips
10. TonyGas's Master Insult Compendium
11. Cheater_1's Software Library
12. The Boungcloud Phenomenon Revealed At Last
13. Creative Ways to Blend Yogurt
14. Erik's Lock List
15. Reasons South Africans ROCK
16. Why Will Boxers Always Be Better Than Briefs?
17. Why Will Briefs...well, you get the idea.

I will ascripe to number 16! Ever since the wife left me I have taken to wearing boxers while taking showers. I feel guilty looking down on the un-employed :(

LOL

It is all good. She had some fine teeth in her mouth, one pointed north the other pointed south :)-

I'm going to hold you to these. But I'm pretty sure, if 1-8 don't finish you, Queenie's shopping lists is sure to.

For sure.

But dude, I DARE you to do #13. I mean, I know it was off-the-cuff, and somewhat of a flailed joke, but dude

 

I dare you to try to defend the "Creative ways to blend yogurt" list.

 

Hahaha. Come up with... 5?

 

/Duh duh duuuuuuh.

//Ooooh did I just drop the gauntlet or what? LOL. 

Now I thought the yogurt one was funny because first of all, the title itself is funny, second - think of all the creative ways one COULD blend yogurt? I didn't say it would be interesting or funny, but "creative"...see? Creative. Think of the possibilities. You could do something funny with that idea - kind of a Tom Green thing...if you like Tom Green. When Tom Green was funny, and that was a while back. But I'm not doing that one, because my brain hurts, and someone rated 1800+ just challenged me to a game and I stink. I need all my brain power to lose gracefully to this guy. Gauntlet undropped. You should do the yogurt one, though.

That is funny. Are you serious? I thought the whole idea of "official" meant "one" ???

wow

Stunning.

If balancing things on ones head was an olympic sport, surely it would only ever be africans that appeared on the podium.

WOW!

Seriously, I'm not taking the p****. If I tried to walk up a hill with a bucket of water on my head, I would get soaked. Those buggers can hop it in there bare feet. I'm in awe!

one for your list

If you threw an alarm clock out the window would time fly?

No. But you would destroy your alarm clock and would subsequently be late for work.

Image no.7 with the title, ‘Unshakable Logic’ in #13 would be an excellent souvenir! Are all of those the current images of life in rural South Africa?

Hahaha funny thread. Best of luck with the lists. Laughed so hard at those pictures King_William. Great stuff!

u have 2 much time on ure hands

 

 King_William you look remarkably like a certain ex US president sitting on the back of your pick up. The lengths you went to get away from Hillary, but you have been busted because you cannot keep out of the media! But then again you were first seen in the Wizard of Oz as the Tin Man, no heart :))-