sumtimes peeps say 2 me HAY HOW 2 PLAY CHESS IDK LOL! SO NOW, u CAN PLAY CHESS by only rred this!

2) ITS EZ, u can only haf 2 reed teh

HULKS COMPLEET CHESS INSTURCKSHUN

OK LISSEN Hulk noes about sum chess things sinse the baginning. Maybe B4 chess was cool & stuff but now chess's is very poplar.

1) OK, Sum piece is pon

2) Tehm whos pon piece, can B 4 opnenin:

ONLY PON DONT HAF A HEAD AND CLOTHS LOL!
3) Man, sum pon piece can maek sum pieces poop in feer bc/ tehms so storng.

4) pon piece is not so good at uh attakin but its OK b/c a chess plaer haf many pons & when a thing hits pon, maybe thing gets borken hand LOL!
5) pon piecse is 4 funs when u can attak & cptur & haf sum defenses lol.

OK LISSEN Also plyr haf uh nite.
1) nite is can fite, but is kind week.
2) nite for jump, is fast & dont cower
3) When nite is gone for jump, nobody will captur.
4) nite is can teech frends how is jump

ALSO I FORGETS

chess palyr has can attak good is queen

1) can attak fast n hard liek cheetuh
2) dont cheet or u get bann LOL! JK!!
3) Queen can fite storng and him is can run away frum trubul.

AND ASLO

SUM PIECEs IS BISHOP

1) Them 1s is look all funny liek maybe form MOON! LOL!
2) mostly uh bishop is 4 a fiancettos & dfend
3) them haf sum good range & fite,
BISHOP IS VEERY FAST AND STORNG IN CHESS CAN PIN 4 MAKE PIECE STOP WHEN MOVE!!

Peeps can always ask if rook can B GOOD FOR FITE OR WHAT MAYBE?

U NO ROOKS IS VERY STORNG! SUM PEEPS DUNNO Y SO HEAR IS LIST

1) OK now sum piece is rook
2) rooks, tehm dosent break.
3) rook uis for fite
4) rook dosent talk about fite

5) when rook is FITE do not CASTEL and CLOSE FIEL!

and ROOKS is 4 CASTEL! Sum chess playrs dosent no wut is uh casteling!

CHESS PLAYR IS MUST ALWAYZ HALP EECH OTHER: sumtimes a new playr is need sum halp and advise frum a good chess playr so u shuld alway halp unother

Even I lernd all this form CHESS SCKOLL who has wut uh famus teecher there who is knows all this:

CHESS IS HARD, & BUT FUN

SUM PEEPLE THINK CHESS IS CANT BE FUN AND CAN ONLY BORE AND THEM DOSENT TRY IT
IF U HAV QEUSTION PLZ ASK

nice post, do some more if you have more ideas!

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strange...

ha ha ha ha

"Is castel for attrak tourst?"

Great work, Hulksmash. Love it.

ROFL dude this is awesome

Couldn't you talk good english??

I did not understood a word!

Hahaha that was funny with the horse 'free jumping lessons" hahaha

nice lol