Guys, I found my hobby , i am starting to collect funny pic about chess, stories, jokesi want to make it available to everybody, please, submit ur ideas, and share what u have. I am doing this for fun, and if we generate enough material maybe we can have a page on chess.com  ....just dreaming aloud lol

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This is my opponents, HAHAHAHAHAHA

very relevant to chess, i tell ya

my laptop is bigger though, but contents are the same

uuups this is irrelevant, pardon me

well ull see it on live chess ;))

Alice in a chess land

And that's me horsie

chess are sexy

hey zeta,,like i say on status...if at 1st you dont succeed...f..it...lol......p.s i think your a wonderful person and really enjoy beating you at chess...lol....only kidding with ya.. no really,,your my kind ov woman,,and i mean that from the bottom of my cotton socks.... play and speak 2you real soon i hope..... take care..X

Heeyy, Helps (AKA Brian), you are awesome.....from the bottom of my socks....hahahahaha, I don't know, how you produce such a sparkle around you, you always lighten up atmosphere around and electrify it, so i like to read your chat....Thanks for the compliment, zeta

I forgot, Helps, XOXOXOXOXOX...

.. isn't this getting out of hand?

I read this on a chess blog :o)

my computer beat me at chess.

Unfortunately my computer isn't as good in kickboxing.

I think my computer will have to forfeit the tiebreak round.

Alphaaa,you are da very best!

Keep them coming!

Thanks check...

Great collection! My favorite one is the irrelevant one!

very realistic pic

I do what I can :)

I can't find too many jokes on the Internet relavent to chess that haven't already been posted.

Although on Bill Wall's site (http://www.chessville.com/BillWall/index.htm), there's a humorous story called The Chess Player's Widow which can be found here:

http://www.geocities.com/siliconvalley/lab/7378/widow.htm

Yes, it is.... everyone please, I don't want to lock this thread, but keep the jokes clean, and keep them non-political, otherwise, I'll have no choice.

I have a few humorous articles

http://www.geocities.com/siliconvalley/lab/7378/addict.htm
http://www.geocities.com/siliconvalley/lab/7378/annoy.htm
http://www.geocities.com/siliconvalley/lab/7378/bookstit.htm
http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Lab/7378/celeb.htm
http://www.geocities.com/siliconvalley/lab/7378/define.htm
http://www.geocities.com/siliconvalley/lab/7378/excuses.htm
http://www.geocities.com/siliconvalley/lab/7378/horoscop.htm
http://www.geocities.com/siliconvalley/lab/7378/limer.htm
http://www.geocities.com/siliconvalley/lab/7378/lose.htm
http://www.geocities.com/siliconvalley/lab/7378/morphyla.htm
http://www.geocities.com/siliconvalley/lab/7378/resign.htm
http://www.geocities.com/siliconvalley/lab/7378/team.htm
http://www.geocities.com/siliconvalley/lab/7378/widow.htm

A bloke who can't pronounce his H's is up in court being questioned has a victim in a sex assault trial.

The prosecutor asks " Would you please tell the jury what happened when you were using the gentlemans toilets on Clapham common? "

" Certainly sir " says the victim. " I was urinating at the urinals when an and came from around the corner of the cubicle and groped me."

 " Who? Vishy Anand the world chess champion " said the judge.

" No your honour. Sorry, but i have a problem pronouncing my H's. I meant to say a hand!"