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  • 8 months ago · Quote · #61

    mattbk

    Two guys walk into a bar...the third one ducks...

  • 8 months ago · Quote · #62

    Rangeena

  • 7 months ago · Quote · #63

    varelse1

    (This story wouldn't be half as funny, if it was't true.)

     

    A woman was teaching a karate class. There was a man who had been attending for about seven months. Then one day eh comes up to her, and announces he is quitting. so she asks why.

    He ansewers "Well, because you're not teaching me the secret stuff!"

    "What secret stuff??"

    "You know! Like you see on TV. Where they jump up in the air, and spin around eight times!"

    He thought that was all real!

    (Facepalms) "Well, if I tought it to you, it wouldn't be a secret now, would it??"

    (Okay, she didn't say that last part. But she should have!)_Tongue Out

  • 7 months ago · Quote · #64

    mattbk

    varelse1 wrote:

    (This story wouldn't be half as funny, if it was't true.)

     

    A woman was teaching a karate class. There was a man who had been attending for about seven months. Then one day eh comes up to her, and announces he is quitting. so she asks why.

    He ansewers "Well, because you're not teaching me the secret stuff!"

    "What secret stuff??"

    "You know! Like you see on TV. Where they jump up in the air, and spin around eight times!"

    He thought that was all real!

    (Facepalms) "Well, if I tought it to you, it wouldn't be a secret now, would it??"

    (Okay, she didn't say that last part. But she should have!)_

    Reminds me of tons of the people on the Anand-Carlsen WCC thread...

  • 7 months ago · Quote · #65

    cardinal46

    now, that was funny!

  • 5 months ago · Quote · #67

    kayak21

    I thought I found a baby ghost, but it was only a hankie. :(

  • 5 months ago · Quote · #68

    Rangeena

    Ah cute.


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