1. Scottish - why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Scottish - If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running?
2. A Scottish was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote: Yes!
3. Scottish told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant - it's already raining. Scottish: So what? Take an umbrella and go.
4. Obama at an ArtGallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
5. Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Scotland. Scottish have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more.
6. Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so.
haha! this is funny.
thanks uneeb and anna being first two viewers, i love to spread smile on every face!
nice!
nice! it's really funny.
hilarious!! I can't stop laughingha!ha!
LOL, some really good ones!
LOL. I like all of them
Nadia thanks of your liking, after all you are my neighbourer!
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