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New Bongcloud Opening?


  • 24 months ago · Quote · #21

    turkishlion

    I would simply resign if I see this opening :D))) just for fun, you know.

  • 24 months ago · Quote · #22

    AdamRinkleff

    turkishlion wrote:

    I would simply resign if I see this opening :D))) just for fun, you know.

    We should start a contest for whoever can score a win against the highest rated player during a rated game, using the bongcloud. No proxy play! The winner will get a trophy.

  • 24 months ago · Quote · #23

    speedgamesonly

    hey guys, what is the bongcloud? i haven't heard of that opening before. How does it go?

  • 24 months ago · Quote · #24

    AdamRinkleff

    speedgamesonly wrote:

    hey guys, what is the bongcloud? i haven't heard of that opening before. How does it go?

    You should try reading? 1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 is the bongcloud. Basically, White's king gets high and wanders around.

  • 24 months ago · Quote · #25

    speedgamesonly

    sounds crazy. would work in a one minute game though. i saw someone open with f3, then run their king to the queen side, IN FRONT of all the pawns, hid it on the queenside, and won a bunch. they played like 40 1 min games, and the dude who opened with f3 won almost all of them. 

    thanks for the opening sequence

  • 24 months ago · Quote · #26

    205thsq

    turkishlion wrote:
    ItsEoin wrote:

    This made me laugh so hard. Thanks for that! :)

    Yeah, me too. Step by step reading commentaries and always white is losing one of his pieces but somehow black is getting his position worse and worse. lol still laughing at this thing. Thanks to helltank! it made my day, seriously! :))))))))

    Seriously! Thank you LMFAO! "He will not take my bishop!"

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #27

    Rikeil

    AdamRinkleff wrote:
    speedgamesonly wrote:

    hey guys, what is the bongcloud? i haven't heard of that opening before. How does it go?

    You should try reading? 1.e4 e5 2.Ke2 is the bongcloud. Basically, White's king gets high and wanders around.

    Also of vital importance is the goal of getting the white king to the 8th row before being checkmated.

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #28

    Oran_perrett

    hard puzzle make sure to click the arrow after you solve for black's stylish mate

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #29

    CHCL

    Oran_perrett wrote:
     

    OMGoodness!!!!!!!!! How did you save the pawn? I have so much trouble doing that.

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #30

    205thsq

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  • 23 months ago · Quote · #31

    Grobzilla

    Sum very nice Bongclouds, dueds! Good to see Lenny's legend lives long!

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #32

    AlcherTheMovie

    For those who don't know the beauty of this classic opening, please download this manual :

     

    http://www.chess.com/download/view/winning-with-the-bongcloud

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #33

    AlcherTheMovie

    And to verify the quality of the contents of the said manual:


    Sources Consulted
    How to Regress Your Chess by Silman
    The Hallucinations Behind the Chess Openings by Reuben Fine
    The Art of the Blunder in Chess by Vukovic
    Play Losing Chess by Seirawan
    Not My System by Nimzovich
    The Really Complete Idiot's Guide to Chess by Wolff
    How to Beat Your Dog at Chess by Chandler
    Illogical Chess, Move By Move by Chernev
    Chess Openings for White, Unexplained by Marv Albert and GM Unpronounceablevili
    The Stoner's Mind by Silman
    The Least Instructive Games of Chess Ever Played by Chernev
    Chess Fundamentals: The Out-Takes by Capablanca
    Recent Developments in the 9. Bb5 Bongcloud by Lenny

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #34

    205thsq

    Be careful who you show your bongcloud to.

  • 23 months ago · Quote · #35

    ivandh

    ^ dafuq did I just analyze


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