Rules: Create a caption for the picture below. You should specify who is making the statement (kid on left, or kid on right).

Prize: 1 month of free Chess Mentor

Judgement Criteria: How hard it makes me laugh. :)

Final Submission Date: I will declare a winner on May 6th.

 

Kid on left: You know, if you keep giving me dirty looks, I'll need 2 more quarters for the laundromat yet again.

Kid on the right: You won't like me when I'm angry

 

 

Kid on right:Hey you told me you weren't good!

Kid on left:I didn't say that, I said you not good.

Kid on right: growl 

Kid on left: "keep the head down.. not into his eyes.. focus..focus..come on im going to keep checking you you little freak.."

Kid on right: "WaaaARGH! How DARE he keep checking me!?!  I HATE YOU! Just DIE. Now! I hate bad sports! I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you!

Kid on the right:

If you try to tell judge about Chessmaster 5000 I have under the table, you'll get problem...

Kid on the right: You devil, keep on checking me, I hate you. I hate you.

Kid on the left: Hahahahaha, I'll check you forever. hahahaha you can't win!HAHA

Kid on the right: You stinky old dude, let me win, let me win.

Kid on the left: No way, I'll check you forever to get a draw! HAHAHAHAHA 

Kid on the right: "Resistance is futile!"

PS:  I love this idea for a caption contest!

kid on the left: I dont know why you're trying so hard, the last one cleaned out this side of the hall and i'm still here arent I?

Kid on the right:  The immodium is kicking in any minute now, bear with me.

Kid on the right:  There is nothing you can do.  I will CHECKMATE your KING. 

Kid on the left:  if my opponent would just quit trying to use his gas as a weapon, maybe I could think straight.

Who's the queen now?

Kid on the Right: "Blast you for putting laxative acids in my drink"

 

Kid on the Left: " Dude, you looked constipated" 

Kid on the Right: *growls*

Kid on the left.  "Did you just fart?"

Kid on the right. "J'adoube." 

right: you know what I like?.......................................... sausages

Ya learn ta live like an animal
In the jungle where we play
If you got a hunger for what you see
You'll take it eventually
You can have anything you want
But you better not take it from me

Kid on the right: Perpetual check make Hulk angry!

 

Alternate entry based on the cheater_1 as a child thread:

 

Kid on the right: Your anti-computer strategy vexes and infuriates me! 

Kid on the right: keep checking me and I will challenge Chess.com

Kid on left: O.k. fine you win the game just don't use the Chessmaster program on me

Kid on the right: You think having only one arm is FUNNY??