Ok. Here is the next Picture Caption Contest.

Rules: Create a caption for the picture below. You should specify who is making the statement.

Prize: 1 month of free Chess Mentor

Judgement Criteria: How hard it makes me laugh. :)

Final Submission Date: I will declare a winner on May 16th.

Have fun! 

Kamsky: "Where's the restroom, again?"

Svidler (to Kamsky): You know, ignoring me is kind of childish. You're probably just going to try for Scholar's Mate too

Kamsky: "Arbiter! Peter says that if I cheat, he's going to gouge my eyes out with his thumb!"

Svidler: Look behind you, it's Bobby's ghost!

Kamsky: What? Where?

Svider: Now to "adjust" his pieces while he's distracted.

Kamsky:  Do I look like I ordered pizzas?

Kamsky (to self): "Honestly!  I just wish Svidler would ignore that hangnail on his thumb and concentrate on the game!"

Svidler: yep, over here mate. 

Kamsky: "who said it's against the rules to wear a halo?"

Svidler: Seriously. It smells like mustard, but I haven't eaten anything with mustard in like a week. And I can't even taste mustard on it when I lick it, but it smells like mustard. Seriously, smell my thumb.

Kamsky (thinking): This guy is the definition of "savant". Last time we played it was itchy scalp. Why the %&*^&$# did I return to competitive chess?

USA : Do you know what time it is ?

RUS : Can't you understand me that's where the clock is.

USA : Oh I see it's................ ? oh I've forgotten

RUS : Well I hope you don't cheat

USA : Honestly I never cheat

RUS : Your move then

 

I hope you like it

Svidler - "Gata, I think I see your father, Rustam, over there.  By the way, what's your father doing after the game?"

 

Kamsky - "Beat's me."

 

 

Svidler : zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz wake me up when it's my turn

Kamsky : Orders for a KFC please

 

 

Kamsky: "Hello all. Not sure how I'll be treated here, but just thought I needed to spill my guts after over a decade of pulling the wool over many people's eyes, and why I did it. I'll detail my obsession with cheating at chess from its online infancy in the early to mid 90s, to cheating some real life GMs, to actually cheating at OTB tourneys and getting away with it. It all started in 1995................"

 

p.s. are there rules of plagiarism for this? I kinda stole this caption from a really cool member's first forum post. 

Svidler : "Hey Kamsky, did you see someone wrote "GULLIBLE" above the door ?"

Kamsky : "Where, where ?"

Svidler - I'm going to use my lucky hand this time Kamsky! Ur dead!

 

Kamsky - Just dont flip the board over after resigning this time Svidler. 

Svidler to Kamsky , pointing with finger: "you are again lost I see, sitting down for wrong table, you're over there in C category. I'm playing Anand now so don't touch anything."

Svidler, thinking: "Okay, if he tries the Ruy Lopez, I'll play the Keres variation, and I've prepared a novelty on move 29, if he tries cxb4, I'll play Ng4! and win a pawn. This has to work, I've been preparing this line for months!"

Kamsky, thinking: "I wonder what I'll play. Maybe the Grob."

Or Svidler to Kamsky:" Did you see, they are giving free beer overthere"

KAmsky "Where, I don't see"

Svidler, pointing "Over there, by the door" 

Svidler: "And this little piggy went to market!"