I hope you brought the big tube of lube.......

animalcontrol wrote:

I hope you brought the big tube of lube.......

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for sliding pieces across the floor.

Man holding camera: laugh (he says that, no laughing)

Boy in background: *laughing hysterically*

Man holding camera: he needs to play more...

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Man holding camera: big pieces, little pieces, now ones made of ice! what's next, making chess an Olympic sport?
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Narrator: And yet, these 600 people couldn't beat that ant...

ginger has the coolest pawn collection in his entire state!

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2009

Hey stuff, who won?

Erik's last move 1.A2-A3 Announced, as the Best Move of Chess Millennium!

Girl:  What's the time control?

Boy:  Spring

"I never considered chess to be such a physical sport!"

who won?

These Russians are crazy! They expect us to stay out here with no time limit in       -20°C!

i told you we should've never made a huge chess set

'like many other things in life, its going to shrink with age''

I dont think we'll ever get a result

Disney presents "Chess on Ice"

Can't wait to see the martini this goes in

TheBoy asked the girl...which move must be played on...???

B x g...!!!     or       g x B...!!!

'I'm glad we can't castle anymore!'

'So how are we going to premote this pawn?'

'Shit, our king is melting!'

 

Sorry for my inappropriate language.

Hey girl, help me twist open the top harder... there's ice cold Vodka inside this pawn!

"Yum yum! Looks like we've found ourselves another blueberry-flavored pawnsicle!"

"Indeed."

Ping pong balls...????  I thought you said, "King Kong pawns..."