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Piece Personalities


  • 24 months ago · Quote · #21

    pawnsolo2

    Cool

    Pawns, knights, rooks, bishops are all are mindless, lobotomized slaves. 

    Queen: sycophantic. 

    King: megalomaniac. 

  • 24 months ago · Quote · #22

    Sunshiny

    TheGreenToad wrote:
    Sunshiny wrote:

    a3 should be a dark square, as well as c3.

    oh man ...and we wonder why chess players don't get girlfriends

    I play chess to play chess. I do other things for "getting girlfriends."

  • 24 months ago · Quote · #23

    Sunshiny

    You're right, your generalization of chess players didn't deserve a response.

     

    Not quite personalities, but...

     

    Military:

    Pawns - Soldiers at the front line. Slowly pushes their way into enemy territory.

    Knights - Grenade tossers. Hand tossing grenades at enemies within a radius.

    Bishops - Snipers. Long ranged shots slipping past obstacles.

    Rooks - Tanks. Rolls over and destroys things in its path.

    Queen - Missile/air support. Strife away.

    King - Control center defender. Stops things that gets too close. 

  • 24 months ago · Quote · #24

    Stinetuck

    Honinbo and Sunshiny I love your responses xD

    Crackin up reading Hon's and Sun, I like how you view the wooden battlefield

    As to those talking about chess and girlfriends ive as yet to snag one that way but the two one night stands the games netted me leave me optomistic for my fellow players -nevermind that it keeps my current bedmate entertained ;)

  • 24 months ago · Quote · #25

    solskytz

    I don't ever remember getting together with a woman on a basis of chess. It may still happen and certainly be cute. 

    Being with a woman and then later doing chess together - of course this happened many many times... what can you do? It's part of who I am. 

    Breaking with a woman over chess? I've seen it happen to some other people. Guess they were a bit more obsessed about the game than even I am...

  • 24 months ago · Quote · #26

    Stinetuck

    haha, id be lying if i said the fact my ex prefured checkers to chess didnt factor into the reasons for me ending it xD

  • 24 months ago · Quote · #27

    DaBigOne

    pawns: weaklings who are willing to die for the greater good: almost like kamikaze fighters, except less destructive in general

    rooks: drunken idiots who can pack a punch

    knights: the type of cards player who can cheat easily at will, can tell good jokes

    bishops: very accurate, assassins who will stop at nothing to see the opponent dead.

    queen: A sprinter: very quick and fast who can deal the decisive blow, however it is too powerful for its own good.

    king: the lazy fat king who always asks for fourths at dinner.

  • 24 months ago · Quote · #28

    Stinetuck

    I like that, fourths at dinner xD

    Point interest to all, why is like 3 out of 4 king descripts lasy? xD

  • 24 months ago · Quote · #29

    royalbishop

    DaBigOne wrote:

    pawns: weaklings who are willing to die for the greater good: almost like kamikaze fighters, except less destructive in general

    rooks: drunken idiots who can pack a punch

    knights: the type of cards player who can cheat easily at will, can tell good jokes

    bishops: very accurate, assassins who will stop at nothing to see the opponent dead.

    queen: A sprinter: very quick and fast who can deal the decisive blow, however it is too powerful for its own good.

    king: the lazy fat king who always asks for fourths at dinner.

    This might be my favorite comment in this thread!

  • 24 months ago · Quote · #30

    FunWithChess20

    Wonderfull thread! 

    Rook - Out of the box thinker. Who said that castles can't move?

    King - Arrogant. Thinks everything evolves around him.

    Queen - Busy type. Always working. 

    Knight - Crazy idiot, Clown.

    Bishop - Oppinionated and stubborn. Will stick to his colour. Can however sacrifice himself for the greater good.

    Pawns - Joyfull bunch of morphers. Although can block your plans if you mistreat them.


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