Post something in this forum. I will give a trophy to whomever can post the best post. Post pictures, facts, jokes, or anything else you like. You can post something cool, cute, funny, interesting, amazing, etc. As long as it isn't vulgur or inappropriate it is fine. I will announce the winner and give out the trophy on the 14th of MARCH. GOOD LUCK TO ALL!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDw9y2zFIF8
ok, videos count too i guess.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wxk_5BSPCk
'tis me BTW
PHS Soccer Star T_____ N______ rocks!!
I really hope you can understand that.
Are chess related posts in the "Fun With Chess" forum allowed?
Two birdbrains are better than one.
TadDude wrote:
I like it!
my post is the best post ever!!
no. mine is better
This is the best post. Can we post more than once? Well don't count the first one if we can't.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL_qQtTfgqY&feature=related
Am I right?
Come on we need more competition
How about a few jokes?
Man of the House -
The husband had just finished reading the book the “MAN OF THE HOUSE"
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he
said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is the law!
I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal,
I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward.
Then, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax.
And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
His wife replied, " My best guess would be the funeral director."
Technological discovery -
After digging to a depth of 200 meters last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire
dating back 400 years. They came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a
telephone network.
In England, not to be outdone, headlines read: "Scientists dug 500 meters and have found traces
of 1,000 year old optical fibers. They say our ancestors already had an advanced digital network -
600 years earlier than the Scots."
One week later, the Irish newspapers reported the following: "After searching as deep as
1,000 meters, researchers have found absolutely nothing. They now believe their ancestors were
using wireless technology."
School kid's
Cafeteria
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.. The nun made a note, and posted
on the apple tray: "Take only ONE . God is watching." Moving further along the lunch
line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child
had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
Blonde Jokes Update
Logic
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one
blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida
or the moon?'
The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida????
Blonde on the sun
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian
said, 'We were the first in space!'
The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!'
The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!'
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're going at
night!'
The Back Door
A lonely wife brought a man she had just met at a bar home to her bedroom one evening when
she thought her husband was out of town
They immediately tore each other's clothes off and started going at it.
She sat up quickly in bed as she heard the key in the lock.
"Quick!" she said to the man, "it's my husband! You've got to get out of here quick!"
"Where's the back door?" the man asked as he grabbed his clothes.
"There isn't one," she replied.
Anger Management
Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife : I clean the toilet....
Husband: How does that help ?
Wife : I use your toothbrush.
Never Lie to a Woman!!!
A man called home to his wife and said, ' Honey..I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with
my boss & several of his Friends.We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get
that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out
my rod and fishing box we're leaving from the office, I will swing by the house to pick my things up!'
'Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas !'
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband
asked.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish.
He said, 'Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack
new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?
The wife replied: 'Yes, I did. They're in your fishing box!!!"
Jewish Seniors
She looked up and noticed that a Jewish man her age had walked up, placed his
blanket on the sand next to hers and began reading a book. Smiling, she
attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello sir, how are you
today?"
"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.
"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.
"First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back
to his book.
"I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away 3 years ago and it is very
lonely," she countered. "Do you live around here?" she asked.
"Yes, I live over in Cape Coral," he answered and again resumed reading.
Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, "Do you like pussy
cats?"
With that, the man dropped his book, jumped off his blanket and on to her, tore
off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate ride of her life!
When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, "How did
you know that was what I wanted?"
The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"
Aah the Irish ..!!! LET HIM DIG !! Yes they do !!!
They cover all the angles , lest we know .!!
An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other.
When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night.
The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back
and haunt you for the rest of your life!'
Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic,because of the many strange
occurrences that took place in their neighborhood. The old man liked the fact that he was feared.
To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98.
His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and
began to party as if there was no tomorrow. Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked,
'Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way up and out of the grave and
come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?'
The wife put down her drink and said, 'Let him dig. I had him buried upside down.'
Women - they think of everything!!!!
Chess story
A gentleman must play a game of chess with a blind person, he proposes to the blind person:
to grant him, as he cannot see, an advantage as part of the deal.
" We will not play in equality of conditions." he says to the blind person.
"This sound really fair" replied the blind Person.
The gentleman then asks the blind person: "When do we play our game?"
The blind man responded to him "any night that you prefer."
these r great!!!
more posts please. need some more competition.
A poem by me:
I have two ears
I really need.
They hold my glasses
When I read.
I vote for Paul211
:)
More competition. We need more competition.
yes....exactly.
quotes good?:
"for without darkness, how can we see the light?" me
"in the darkness, nothing changes, the most peaceful place in the cosmos" me
"you don't need to lie to meeeee... lie to me...." goodsmack- straight out of line
"my skin went sour long ago, it knew it had no place left to go..." alkaline trio
"well it's not fair, it's not even close. You fed me the sun, burned me upside and watched me choak" alkaline trio- I lied my face off
"weaker days await..." alkaline trio- weak week
"so happy valinentines day, I hope he sun's out in new york, I hope he bought you rosses, I hope he bought you rosses" alkaline trio
"falling like stars into the ocean black were going to dissapear" alkaline trio- dethbed
"Death bring fear, and fear brings death, therefor let us imbrace death and not fear it" me
"the more I talk the less I say, when the words get in the way" the exies- these are the days
"I got pages of dreams, their coverded in piss" alkaline trio (again)
"like watching newborn babys CRACK from work related stress" alkaline trio
I hope that works
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