If Charlie Sheen is ever to become a GM, what is/are his most important requirements or traits:

      1.  Know how to actually play chess;

      2.  Yell "WINNING" after each move;

      3.  Control and direct his Tiger blood and Adonnis DNA; and/or

      4.  Other __________________?

In the alternative, will he live long enough to master both castling and

en passant captures?

Distracting his opponent with a few hookers?

banging 7 gram rocks on the chess board, bro.

...and finishing them.

Well, he is pretty good at winning. He'll probably win here, win there and then win everywhere.