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Signs That You're A Really Good Chess Player


  • 3 years ago · Quote · #1

    Chessking47

    You always win first place in a tournament with everyone else being a GM.

    You reach a position where you whisper to yourself, "Mate in 19."

    You are ALWAYS thinking ahead of time in chess and real life.

    Tactics is just like relaxing at the beach, because you are so experienced.

    You look up at your opponent confidently and say your rating is a 2324 FIDE Elo.

    You see a GM in a tournament that was beaten up by you.

    You are tied with Magnus Carlsen in a tournament.

     

    GET SOME MORE!!!

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #2

    xbigboy

    You draw the world champion.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #3

    Chessking47

    True.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #4

    heinzie

    Your portfolio includes wins over Fischer, Kasparov, Anand, Kramnik, Carlsen and Houdini

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #5

    wbilfc

    You don't play anymore...where's the challenge?
  • 3 years ago · Quote · #6

    Davidjordan

    the only thing you find stressful when playing a simul of SM,s is having to walk around.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #7

    Rubidium

    Your name is Capablanca. And you are still annoyed that people don't think you played perfectly in some of your games.
  • 3 years ago · Quote · #8

    dannyhume

    You know the potential is there when one has an even record against every chess champion from Philidor to Anand.  Right here, sister. 

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #9

    Rubidium

    Cainite wrote: You've drawn a game against Petrosian >:) You've played Petrosian and you didn't spontaneously combust.
  • 3 years ago · Quote · #10

    cutchin43

    You raise every great dead chess player from the dead, beat them all, and kill them again.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #11

    Frittles

    You like waffles.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #12

    Max_Rockatinsky

    You can win a chess game against Chuck Norris. Tongue out

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #13

    Markle

    When your rating exceeds 3000

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #14

    nameno1had

    When the major chess engine producers have you edit the move choices by their computer's programs and you still find mistakes.Then you get angry and have your own version of a chess engine, in which there is no line pruning and it still makes the best move choices, faster than any previous program.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #15

    damongross

    God asks if He could pleeeeeeeease take lessons from you.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #16

    UnratedGamesOnly

    Cainite wrote:

    You've drawn a game against Petrosian >:)


    During the USSR championship!

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #17

    Max_Rockatinsky

    You can win an endgame K+B against K. Undecided

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #18

    samsara15

    Your end game studies start with the second or third move

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #19

    Chessking47

    Some comments are implying that you are a BAD chess player; in that case, go to N2UHC.

    You are always thinking about chess even in checkers and you move your piece to capture another piece illegally.

    "Oh no!" you say when one person captures a king checker in checkers. "I lose because my king's gone!" even though you have other pieces on the board. Undecided

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #20

    Max_Rockatinsky

    Your oponent play 1. e4, you deeply conteplate, and then resign, becouse you find that the position is lost for a black. Foot in mouth


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