Nope!

You find this thread really really dumb.

 if u were right i would be the greatest player of them all!

You have a chessboxing fight against a GM from Russia, and you beat him so badly in the initial 4-min chess round that he is totally exhausted and resign boxing in advance.

Oh, I think I can give you a pretty serious challenge... 

You either find it dumb, or...oh wait, there is no "or."

 i find it dumb as i stated before <.<

When asked about the color of a chessboard square, you know the answer immediately.

when you find an arrogant self obsessed snob giving someone a lecture about chess, you swiftly jump in and correct his miss givings and provide proof when he inevitably retaliates, hence making him look like a twat.

fischer called you from the hospital before he died just to see if you've changed you mind about the time when you called his play in 1971-1972 "weak, uninspired and amateurish"

You only play 3D chess because you have already solved standard chess...

You can't find any legal moves in the initial position. Am I doing it right?

youre the real reason morphy (or fischer/kasparov) reired..

Botvinik once wrote in his journal of your play "this is the paragon of iron logic" and "i can only aspire to play like this"

rybka "called in sick" when you were scheduled to play it

you have TNs in Bc4 scillian lines that would make fischer stop playing them

youre the reason chuck norris went into martial arts and not chess..

vassily ivanchuck use to be sane..until you blew his mind with theory!

ronald reagan was referring to your berlin variation of the ruy lopez in his famous "Mr.Gorbachev tear down this wall" speech

your score sheets have all your opponents listed as NN

tournament directors hand you trophies when you register for events

If you beat me

(...)

Cheesspect for this series!

Bruce Lee decided he didn't want to fight you, after watching you play chess...

. . . when playing a girl you mate her within ten moves.

LOLZ

You win your first game then retire undefeated...

When Petrosian gets so frustrated with playing you he goes on a reckless attack and gets slaughtered.