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Signs That You're A Really Good Chess Player


  • 2 years ago · Quote · #21

    Chessking47

    Max_Rockatinsky wrote:

    Your oponent play 1. e4, you deeply conteplate, and then resign, becouse you find that the position is lost for a black.

    Nope!

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #22

    AndyClifton

    You find this thread really really dumb.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #23

    alejandro95

    AndyClifton wrote:

    You find this thread really really dumb.


     if u were right i would be the greatest player of them all!

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #24

    Max_Rockatinsky

    You have a chessboxing fight against a GM from Russia, and you beat him so badly in the initial 4-min chess round that he is totally exhausted and resign boxing in advance. Cool

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #25

    AndyClifton

    alejandro95 wrote:
    AndyClifton wrote:

    You find this thread really really dumb.


     if u were right i would be the greatest player of them all!


    Oh, I think I can give you a pretty serious challenge... Smile

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #26

    AndyClifton

    You either find it dumb, or...oh wait, there is no "or."

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #27

    alejandro95

    chrisr2212 wrote:
    alejandro95 wrote:
    AndyClifton wrote:

    You find this thread really really dumb.


     if u were right i would be the greatest player of them all!


    you either find it dumb or you don't


     i find it dumb as i stated before <.<

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #28

    Crazychessplaya

    When asked about the color of a chessboard square, you know the answer immediately.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #29

    Davo97

    when you find an arrogant self obsessed snob giving someone a lecture about chess, you swiftly jump in and correct his miss givings and provide proof when he inevitably retaliates, hence making him look like a twat.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #30

    jpd303

    fischer called you from the hospital before he died just to see if you've changed you mind about the time when you called his play in 1971-1972 "weak, uninspired and amateurish"

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #31

    nameno1had

    You only play 3D chess because you have already solved standard chess...

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #32

    corpsporc

    You can't find any legal moves in the initial position. Am I doing it right?

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #33

    jpd303

    youre the real reason morphy (or fischer/kasparov) reired..

    Botvinik once wrote in his journal of your play "this is the paragon of iron logic" and "i can only aspire to play like this"

    rybka "called in sick" when you were scheduled to play it

    you have TNs in Bc4 scillian lines that would make fischer stop playing them

    youre the reason chuck norris went into martial arts and not chess..

    vassily ivanchuck use to be sane..until you blew his mind with theory!

    ronald reagan was referring to your berlin variation of the ruy lopez in his famous "Mr.Gorbachev tear down this wall" speech

    your score sheets have all your opponents listed as NN

    tournament directors hand you trophies when you register for events

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #34

    NoorShah

    If you beat meTongue out

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #35

    Max_Rockatinsky

    jpd303 wrote:

    (...)

    Cheesspect for this series! Wink

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #36

    nameno1had

    Bruce Lee decided he didn't want to fight you, after watching you play chess...

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #37

    PHI33

    . . . when playing a girl you mate her within ten moves. Wink

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #38

    Zalmeth

    EminenceGrise wrote:

    . . . when playing a girl you mate her within ten moves.


    LOLZ

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #39

    TonyH

    You win your first game then retire undefeated...

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #40

    helltank

    When Petrosian gets so frustrated with playing you he goes on a reckless attack and gets slaughtered.


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