i am a good guy and i am a weak chessplayer so am i a good chess player ? o.O

When you have a passion for the sport and you don't lose sight in why you play.

Your brain malfunctions and if someone asks, "What is 1+1?" you say that it is two pawns.

You see a mate in 50 from the starting position

"Oh stop"...

You beat Carlsen, Houdini, Rybka, Anand, Aronian, Kramnik, and Fritz all of them during a simul.

You know you are good when your opponents would rather play a card game to introduce the element of luck for the result of the match result rather than play chess against you.

This is the FIDE Rating Leaderboard:

1. YOU (ha, no one knows my real name because they're trying to beat me!) rating: 200000000

2. Magnus Carlsen...

3. Levon Aronian...

Hey, I'm hyperventilating here...