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Signs you're a bad chess player


  • 4 months ago · Quote · #1981

    cornbeefhashvili

    You lose against the French Defense

  • 4 months ago · Quote · #1982

    MakehimSappy

    You play chess against a girl, and she literally can't even.

  • 4 months ago · Quote · #1983

    cornbeefhashvili

    And yet she checkmates you by accident.

  • 4 months ago · Quote · #1984

    WISH_I_WAS_A_GM

    Your opponent announces mate in 147 when you have a mate in one and you resign believing in your opponent

  • 4 months ago · Quote · #1985

    Czech_Chess

    WISH_I_WAS_A_GM wrote:

    Your opponent announces mate in 147 when you have a mate in one and you resign believing in your opponent

    You you did this to your oponent and it was your only win.

  • 4 months ago · Quote · #1986

    Czech_Chess

    You say your favourite chess player is Polgar, after they ak you which, you say " There is more than one??!!!!! "

  • 5 weeks ago · Quote · #1987

    SpicyJalapeno

    Joseph-S wrote:
    N2UHC wrote:

    Signs you're a bad chess player

    You play 1. e4 and your opponent says “Mate in 6.”

    Members of your chess club start chuckling when you walk through the door.

    You discover that a tournament is not a good place or time to learn the “en passant” rule.

    Half your chess pieces desert the game.

    Your idea for a king sacrifice doesn't go very well.

    At your last tournament, you tied for last place with a monkey named “Bobo.”

    You consult a chess engine for help with your game, and it tells you that you should have resigned 5 moves ago, and would probably be best if you forget chess and take up stamp collecting.

    After your queen sacrifice, you tell yourself, “At least he won't be using that pawn any more.”

    In the middle of your game, you ask your opponent, “Wait, was I playing white, or black?”

    Your best victory was winning on time when your opponent had to go to the hospital.


                                  

    yes yes

  • 5 weeks ago · Quote · #1989

    learningthemoves

    Your biggest satisfaction in chess comes from pointing out a pawn blunder in another player's win in the game showcase forum.

  • 5 weeks ago · Quote · #1990

    Likhit1

    learningthemoves wrote:

    Your biggest satisfaction in chess comes from pointing out a pawn blunder in another player's win in the game showcase forum.

     Or You're biggest satisfaction comes from winning a game where your opponent blunders a pawn early on:)

  • 5 weeks ago · Quote · #1991

    funandniceisme

    Likhit1 wrote:
    learningthemoves wrote:

    Your biggest satisfaction in chess comes from pointing out a pawn blunder in another player's win in the game showcase forum.

     Or You're biggest satisfaction comes from winning a game where your opponent blunders a pawn early on:)

    +1


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