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8. Tired of losing, you sedate and then kill your opponent. You lose anyways.
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10. You claim to have beaten Kasparov in precisely 3.841 moves.
11. They had to change Fool's Mate to Genius's Mate after seeing you invent an opening.
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14. North Korea offered you a job to build their next nuke.
15. Your pieces have learned to wave white flags when you start a new game.
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