You're a bad chess player if you lose to me.

I think that these two premises cancel each other out.

we'll see once our game ends :)

You know you're a bad chess player when you are overconfident.

You're a bad chess player when you know what it takes to be a bad chess player 

Today, your chess isn't half bad.

As fate would have it, there is no peace for the weary.

LOL!

And even funnier:

fvaiseywrote:

You're a bad chess player when you make a sacrifice that is absolutely winning yet fail with the next move.

You add a codicil to your Will requesting that your favorite chess set be buried with you. You want to put it out of its misery.

Good one, e4!  I never thought I'd get a laugh out of this stupid thread, but you just proved me wrong. 

You know you could be a grandmaster if you were to put in the time and money. Couple hours a week studying. Maybe a hundred bucks for a good coach.

But, you choose not to because you "have a life".

Besides, really good chess players simply have a fetish...a paroxysmal fetish. Thus, they are to be pitied.

Your all-time favorite chess book is: 

I Was Tortured in the Pasadena Jailhouse

It was written by your favorite chess player, Joey Casablanca

You grabbed opponent' piece to checkmate your own king and claim victory.

who said it was a tournant.

PS.:(

PPS:):):):):):):):)

http://www.chess.com/photos/view_album/sabo04/3d-chess-project

your first move is exd1# and you say you win

The difference between a bad player and a good one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ciFTP_KRy4

You're so colourblind that you do see the difference between black and white...

You would be surprised at how well some blind people can play.

This is blindness indeed.