it hapens to be that all of you are bad players  or was and so what if we are

 -i'm not- with time they will gain experience at least most of them-i'm not a good player either- and will learn from their mistakes

peace  and love

peace and love

peace be upon you all

I am now in shock and awe at how quickly checkmate can be achieved.

But that still leaves one question: what does 'white on right' mean.

Well this settles it:

Next time I promote a pawn, I'm declaring 'Queen Me'!

I just laughed so hard at this.

Everyone is a bad chess player. Not one game of chess in the history of man or computer was without errors.

Does one really need signs? 

I thought a game without errors would lead to a draw, and definitely not a win for black?

Chess is solved as a win for black? 

When the going gets tough, you think your opponent is a spoil-sport !!

No, it isn't. I think he was joking. But it isn't solved as a draw, either; that's what it would mean if you could prove that perfect play leads to a draw.

As far as I know, chess is a very long way from being solved.

I'm sure RD was joking.

You still think two dimensional chess is hard.

 Now, wait a minute! Those Fischer-Spassky and Kramnik-Topalov games are not error-less games! In each game, White forfeited. I'd call that an error! 

Nice saying.

1) You 'analyse' games by simply playing through the moves, and refuse to try any variations in case you forget what the position was.

2) You insist on showing your games to stronger players, but refuse to listen to their advice.

3) You think the easiest way to draw with a stronger player is to swap as many pieces off as you can.

4) You try to cling on in strategically lost positions rather than playing for counterplay.

Shouldn't games that have less errors be mostly draws?

You lose a game without a single piece or pawn being taken.

You resign because they took your favorite pawn.

• You were disappointed to learn instead of moving one pawn two squares, you can't move two pawns, one square.

• In addition to the usual chessboard notation, you have "left" and "right."

• You only use smiley faces to annotate your games.

• All of your pawns have first names.

To assess the position you count the taken pieces at the side of the board

>:)