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You often sacrifice your king by accident.
Lol thanks bro! I'll post more the next time I think of a few. You should try some too!
I do agree that this really is a good thread haha. I love it.
You shaved your head once to try a fresh start and the barber found tatooed on the back of your head, "May implode if placed near chess board".
You get your pawn to the other side of the board and say "king me."
2 signs of a bad player in my opinion:
1. They start boasting about how much of a better player they are.
2. They try to hurry their opponent like an idiot... Not only are fast players usually full of mistakes, but they're also very annoying, at least to me... I'm sure most may be annoyed by slow players, but I am annoyed by the impatient. Please don't say "hurry", "move" or "what are you doing?" during a game with me... What am I doing? Chances are I'm f*cking THINKING. I don't mind friendly conversation during a game... but it's pretty sh*tty to rush someone during a game in my opinion, I find it very rude.
The ones I played on yahoo were some of the worst... there is a "buzz" option in yahoo messenger that shakes the screen... if I could have strangled the person on the other side of the screen that used to shake the screen to try to rush me... I would have strangled them, but I don't play on yahoo anymore, I only play here. I also find the disable chat to be great, doesn't mean I'm cold... and I enjoy friendly conversation during a game, but if someone is trying to purposely annoy me during a game, it's good to just disable the chat sometimes.
In all honesty I'm probably a bad chess player, I've only played for a few years, but that's my 2 cents anyway.
The ones I played on yahoo were some of the worst... there is a "buzz" option in yahoo messenger that shakes the screen...
What? That's awful! I remember Yahoo! Messenger having that buzz feature, but do you mean to say that your opponent would make the chessboard shake? (Or the whole screen?) I knew Yahoo! Chess was bad (by my own personal experience), but that would be downright appalling!
if you mistaken between "en passant" and "peanuts" and wonder if they could mean the same thing
Your opponent says "J'adoube" and you reply "Bless you".
Your mother gives you a note excusing you from playing.
You wake up one morning to find your hedge shaped into a giant king...............with an axe through his head.
Your opponent does en passant and you say, "no thanks, im allergic to peanuts"
your avatar is a brown cub biting the ear of an annoyed chained-up rottweiler.
You sit down at the table to play, full of hope, mid zen like, focusing only on the chess to come. Then the flag falls and it's your turn but the only thing that happens is that Bohemian Rhapsoddy starts playing in your head...."Mama, just killed a man, put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead........"
1- u call ur knights "horseys"
2- u get bored and leave in the middle of the game
3- u cough excessively to distract ur opponent
4- u blame ur loss on bad karma
5- u keep making illegal moves
6- u calculate with ur fingers the captures and recaptures and still come out mistaken
7- ur only chance of winning or drawing a game is if your opponent was a newly born chimpanzee.
After your queen sacrifice, you tell yourself, “At least he won't be using that pawn any more.”
Never read stuff like this while eating
you could have at least warned us!
bahahhahahhah im doing so LOL
Laughed out loud at that one
When you try to take out the opponents' pawns with a bowling ball, and miss.
Are you implying that girls are bad players, too? My wife would disagree.
As well as many other female players on this site.
*cough* Natalia Pogonina *cough*
You have spent the requisite 10,000 hours in chess, but posting in forums instead of studying/playing/analyzing.
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