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Signs you're a bad chess player


  • 3 years ago · Quote · #161

    milijones111

    i m very bad chess player but i want to learn :(

     

    can anyone please teach me how to master this game ?

    Add me to ur facebook account so we can chat and play online :) . my profile is
    http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002947988414

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #162

    Elroch

    (yet another addition to the list)

    ... when most of your enjoyment comes from insulting players after you lose.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #163

    theunderground702

    You resign if your opponent opens with Na3

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #164

    nate23

    Several of your games are included in the book "how not to play chess"

     

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #165

    jetfighter13

    you comment on thi... oh sorry wrong thread

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #166

    jtt96

    nate23 wrote:

    Several of your games are included in the book "how not to play chess"

     


     +1!

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #167

    Kolob68

    Your opponent plays the Evans Gambit and you answer with "I'm all in!"

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #168

    AnthonyCG

    NN is your second.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #169

    Elroch

    Worse, NN is your role model.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #170

    Efim_Bogoljubov

    U r a bad chess player if u play 1f3,e5 2g4 and ur opponent says that it's over and u answer "What the hell r ya sayin? we've just starting "

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #171

    posporov051560

    You are a bad chess player if you ask your opponent to teach you how to write the chess notations during a tournament game. Wink

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #172

    xqsme

    Bad chess players fail to operate en passent properly in 3D Chess.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #173

    pauix

    xqsme wrote:

    Bad chess players fail to operate en passent properly in 3D Chess.


    "It must be humbling to suck on so many levels". - Sheldon Cooper. Laughing

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #174

    Elroch

    You're human. [Let's face it, none of us good players in the truest sense]

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #175

    ploboo

    The TD asks for your chair before the game starts explaining that someone needs to change a light bulb. When you start to question why he says you'll be finished before the light bulb is changed.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #176

    chessdude46

    When you think you made a good move you yell "Yahtzee!"

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #177

    theunderground702

    Another sign you're bad chess player is if you can't spell "in passaunt'.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #178

    chessdoggblack

    LaughingOK...Theunderground702,ReasonableDoubt, N2uhc and Wizeyed are just great. Guys, i have not laughed this good and long in a year; all of you made me laugh to the floor! Great wit. Not only do we have great players on chess.com, we have great humorist as well. Last but not least, i look and feel like the picture presented by Wizeyed after i lose. THANKS GUYS!Laughing

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #179

    chessdude46

    The only chance you get to beat your opponent is wearing a ridiculous hat and hoping it distracts them.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #180

    AnthonyCG

    You often sacrifice your queen by accident.


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