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No, no... I was talking about you. Just trying to be polite.
Oh...I crapped in your shoe, eh?
If I want any crap from you, I'll squeeze your lips.
refer to post 1056
You are a bad chess player when you don't know the difference between a fork and a spoon.
Refer to post 1066.
Refer to post 1065.
What he said.
As a bad chessplayer, you think a pin is something to be found in a haystack.
In some cultures, it may be considered cool to be a "bad boy".
Never, though, in chess circles. Being reknowned as a bad chess player could earn you a flogging.
Hey...I don't make the rules.
you think that chess is a different way to say Chest...
A bad chess player is one who thinks The Sicilian is a hotel in Italy.
I don't have any more.
From the conversation at the nearby table at the cafe where they are playing chess, you overheard that Mr. Giuoco gives piano lessons and you decide to give him a call.
your favorite opening when you play as white is:
...and, you think this was Bobby Fischer's favorite opening (forget that e4 nonsense) and that it is called the Nimzo something or other.
You get into this position, and then start bragging about how you spooned your opponent.
Also, you have just placed a large wager that Zwischenzug is the capitol of Switzerland.
very very strange
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