10395 Players currently online!
Man vs. Machine - good luck!
Turn-based games at any time!
Vote for the best move to win!
Do you have what it takes?
Sharpen your tactical vision!
Get advice and game insights!
Learn from top players & pros!
View millions of master games!
Your virtual chess coach!
Perfect your opening moves!
Test your skills vs. computer!
Find the right private coach!
Can you solve it each day?
Bring it all together!
Beginners, start here!
Make friends & play team games!
News from the world of chess!
Search all Chess.com members!
Find local clubs & events!
Who's the best of your friends?
Read what members are saying!
When you play 10 games of checkers before each game you play.
When you're the best in your class at math, but you can't calculate in chess. :D
You think that because you have the brilliance of a 2800 player you
can get away with playing like a 500 player.
Perhaps these aren't as connected as you seem to think.
Your opening repertoire is the Grob, Guatemala defence and the woozle. You also think that1.f3 is a move of profound genius and wonder why nobody else is as smart as you are since only you play it.
Aww.. nobody likes puns these days. Well, I have a 2-day tourney coming up tomorrow. Wish me luck!
-- You think Caro-Kann is a Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavor.
Hey, do you have any idea who you're talking to?!
That was a pun?
For a math guy it was pretty good (cut him some slack).
Opponent says "j'adoube".
You think it's Polish for checkmate...so you lay down your king.
you play the same opening as black and white
5. Your opponent gets both of your rooks in another tournament. For free.
Uh-oh. I must be a bad player
I dearly love to tell this one to my wife (who's Polish)--she loves Polish jokes, however I just don't have the energy to explain "j'adoube" to her!
What's it Polish for, anyway?
Hang on, never mind... good 'ol Google Translate.
It said it's French for "I Knights".
Really just means "adjust" in French:
I grew up in a Polish neighborhood. Oddly, all the jokes were about Italians.
What?! Huh, I really need to catch my brain up on this. Haven't had anything to do with chess for a while...
Fair enough. Now, if anyone says it...just lay your king down.
Cannot add utube videos no more!!
by flubdub 3 minutes ago
Help with opening repertoire
by FromMuToYou 3 minutes ago
Should I Worry About My ELO Raing?
by Lady-Jane 5 minutes ago
12/12/2013 - Polugaevsky - Szilayi, Moscow 1960
by Bryan681972 5 minutes ago
How To Find Better Plans In Complicated Positions?
by Tactical_Battle 7 minutes ago
by Cherrry 13 minutes ago
HOW TO ANALYSE CHESS END-GAMES
by Cherrry 18 minutes ago
Keep losing on Easy (800)
by LongIslandMark 19 minutes ago
The best variation against sicilian game
by sammynouri 19 minutes ago
Is there any chance that a 1300 rated player can beat a 2700 rated player?
by flubdub 28 minutes ago
Why Join | Chess Topics |
Help & Support |
© 2013 Chess.com
• Chess - English
We are working hard to make Chess.com available in over 70 languages. Check back over the year as we develop the technology to add more, and we will try our best to notify you when your language is ready for translating!