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You lose to Topalov in 2011 with a French defence.
That's a lot of moves.
You think that "walking the dog" (re: yo-yo) is a chess tactic.
I dearly love to tell this one to my wife (who's Polish)--she loves Polish jokes, however I just don't have the energy to explain "j'adoube" to her!
I grew up in a Polish neighborhood. Oddly, all the jokes were about Italians.
A Pollack (...hey, I live in Chicago) an Italian and a Mexican are working on a high rise. They break for lunch, and the Italian says, "if my wife packed sausage and peppers again, I'm jumping!" He opens his lunch box, sees the sausage and peppers and jumps to his death.
The next day the Pollack and the Mexican break or lunch. Same thing, the Mexican sees tacos and jumps to his death. On the third day the Pollack jumped.
At his funeral, the Italian's wife and the Mexican's wife were talking to the Pollack's wife and said, " this is so horrible, we don't understand any of it." "Neither do I," said the Pollack's wife, "my husband packed his own lunch!"
Only nasty people make ethnic jokes.
Paranoia appears to be one of your delightful character traits. I don't care what your ethnicity is. I'm Irish: have at it.
Your friend (the only one you have) asks if you know any chess tricks (such as: http://www.angelfire.com/nf/chess/tricks.html).
Your response: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QL4GPF5wEw
why are all these people making comments on en passant?
I see that you've figured out the edit feature. Pathetic.
Bad chess habits that need to be broken:
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ooooops, just walked into the wrong forum, sorry for scare everyone,
Dang! I didn't think you could set a clock for that long a time constraint! They must be using a digital!
You are such a bad chess player that people pay you just to learn what not to do.
That picture looks awfully familiar.
its Kill Bill great revenge movie
I know, I have seen it multiple times.
slice and dice movie, last scene was Uma vs Lucy, wicked
Anything else like Hack Attack?
by Scottrf a few minutes ago
Praise for Chess Mentor
by MSteen 3 minutes ago
So few long game seeks
by scottk74 3 minutes ago
12/9/2013 - Mate in 3
by dominic0111 4 minutes ago
12/7/2013 - 1001 Brilliant ways to Checkmate by Reinfeld, #404
by Laki_97 4 minutes ago
2200 vs 2700
by TheGreatOogieBoogie 5 minutes ago
12/8/2013 - Boxed In
by Laki_97 6 minutes ago
Where is logical thinking in the chess ?
by scottk74 7 minutes ago
Komodo 6 Released But? The A.R.B Chess System Still Crushes!! it! :)
by TheARBChessSystem 8 minutes ago
WHo is better
by messi2 9 minutes ago
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