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TheSwissPhoenix
sksshooter wrote:
Your coach told you to develop pieces and you develop them one-by-one.

but that's not a sign you are a bad chess player though... huh

Failure_Manager
U develop your rook pawn first until it can’t move any further.Next,you move your knight pawn.when you finish developing your pawns,you develop your rook,knight,bishop,king.The develop ends when your king is checkmated
Diplodocusaurous

when opponent gets puzzled by your sacrifice.

Lobster62

When your every move is met with "Did you mean to do that?".

Failure_Manager
you were told to develop pieces,so you develop lke this:

 

Joni_Pony
Quite funny my friend. You have a wonderful sense of humor. Thanks!
Failure_Manager
You accidentally lose your queen for free and you said “You have to EAT it!”
Failure_Manager
Your opponent refuse to do it because of what you said two days ago “I hate queens because of the spikes on them “
Failure_Manager
You confuse‘ capture’ with ‘eat’.In Chinese,they’re the same (吃 chi)
ChessSBM

Play f3 and when you see e5 or e6 by your opponent, you immediately play g4!! (Brilliant move). 

ChipFromScratch

You think that pushing the a and h pawns, then developing the rooks is better than developing every other piece

Muffinator69420
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arjunjagan

You play the Beginners trap thinking it will activate your rooks

 

ChipFromScratch

Your catchphrase is "HAHA Pawn go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

Milo543

When you move your pawns backward and off the board.

RyanSinghSareenzoo

You think that when your opponent says checkmate, he is saying check,friend

RyanSinghSareenzoo

bruh