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The fact that you're posting in this thread probably means you're a bad chess player. (yeah... kinda applies to me)
Signs you're a bad chess player
You play 1. e4 and your opponent says “Mate in 6.”
Members of your chess club start chuckling when you walk through the door.
You discover that a tournament is not a good place or time to learn the “en passant” rule.
haha.. in my very first tournament.. I had learned the touch move in my very 5th move 0r 6th that my opponent didn't forgive.
You think you can coach others when you are only rated 1400... (sebleb)
Isn't he 733?
actually his chess.com rating should be lower, notice that he only plays lower rated players to make his rating higher.
You think en passant is cheating.
You think most other people think en passant is cheating. (sebleb)
Your favorite opening with the white pieces has been refuted by black:
1.a4 e5 2.Ra3 Bxa3!!
You mistake chess pieces for reese's pieces
your best bowling score is higher than ELO Rating
When you compare your game to the Immortal Game, because you (accidentally) sacrificed all your major pieces.
When you play openings solely based on the name (i.e. playing the Scandinavian because you're Scandinavian).
When your response to anything other than 1 e4 e5 is just to play King's Indian Attack.
When you make an explosion sound with your mouth when a piece or pawn lands on c4.
When you're superking500
When you get obsessed by one oppening
My nephew actually played this in a game with me.
If you could combine two chess pieces powers what would the two pieces be???????
by nameno1had a few minutes ago
what the #$%^was he playing and how did he win?
by Somebodysson a few minutes ago
Chickenhead Cut-off Ending
by Scottrf a few minutes ago
0-2224 in less than three years
by TheGreatOogieBoogie 120 seconds ago
The Ultimate Test of Engine Fanatics
by Pawnpusher3 3 minutes ago
Most Active member race with Macer
by ajttja 3 minutes ago
Cannot add utube videos no more!!
by stephen_33 6 minutes ago
12/12/2013 - Polugaevsky - Szilayi, Moscow 1960
by jonath99 6 minutes ago
by roi_g11 6 minutes ago
How do I go about studying the middlegame
by Goob63 7 minutes ago
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