[COMMENT DELETED]SURELY THE TORTIOSE BEATS THE HARE!!!!!!

                                    I'm not scared, just new to the game, but all games have rules..............., RETI BIND variation..........

From that, I'd say you clearly do not have a degree in English. In fact, I'd say it's quite likely that you do not have a degree at all.

Maybe he had a stroke.

I have a degree in chemistry.

I have a degree in psychology

I have several degrees of emotion.

and how can I help you Nytik ?

I have a record by The Three Degrees.

I'm six degrees of separation away from Kevin Bacon.

ie em tha tup speler en mi skool

 kahn eiye gow two yore scewel? (translated is ... forget it)

I have many bruises from the School of Hard Knocks.

I'd be surprised if you could become a lawyer.  At the very least you'd have to know how to utilize proper grammar.  Although you might be able to become one of those court-appointed attorneys the system throws at poor people.  So yea, I guess that's something.

I have 98.6 degrees (F).

I don't have 33 degrees of masonry.

My elbow is at 110 degrees now.

Trust me, there is NO way this guy has a degree in English.  I'm a writer, and his posts are some of the worst I have ever seen, as far as grammar, spelling and capitalization goes.  I'm calling a bluff here.  Called. 

what a topic...!!

Your a writer? Write this walk the talk, as you sure got to pay the cost to be the boss!, Sounds like a my dogs bigger than you. You ever read "iceberg Slim", he strait out of watts, U been there? I have! Do you know what "micrometer" is? Try reading one of those, and I might believe you, "fish".