but got fed up again and resumed playing Battleships which suited his skill levels better

but decided to become a pro basketball player instead...

so went out and bought a load of steroids...

and women....

commented that they used to think him indecisive  but  now they were not so sure

but they took their clothes off for him anyway...

as it was his turn to do the laundry and all the blue stuff

guns

fell out of their knickers...

and blew up their feet...

so bleeding heavily, they crawled away...

... and fell into the Pacific Ocean ...

were they found an ice berge 

But they fell off and got eaten by sharks.

which got speared by Japanese fishermen...

But the sushi tasted bad and was thrown into the ocean 

even jellyfish quite declined the potion

until the Great White  Shark happend to come along...

attracted by the now strong pong