You can't solve THIS puzzle!

Kg5 of course 

Is it only unsolvable because you made the puzzle without a solution?

-whistles-

I'd offer a draw.

It's a retro puzzle, isn't it?

Last black move must have been Kg8 etc ... I'm not good at those at all.

U r right? Even U can't solve it.

Go get the best life you can get, jerry...this puzzle does not even matter to your poor old life...

Its just a freakin diagram either that or its a puzzle with no answer

So easy!  White can just play Ra8#, b8=Q#, b8=R#, Rc8#, e8=Q#, e8=R#, Qe8#, Qd8#, Qdf8#, Qhf8#, f7#, Qdf7#, Qdg7#, Qdh7#, Qhg7#, or Qhh7#.

jerry2468!!! That is the freakiest position I have ever seen!!!!

Surely not.

First I thought, uh, heh, white cant avoid stalemating black. Then it dawned on me that white is already stalemated :P

lol

lol how did you get those pawns :D

stalemate.  the first puzzle is a draw, amazingly.  White could have flattened black, but it made a stalemate

solution:white moves away leaving the chess board

The first puzzle isn't stalemate because it's white's move.