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Lizard girl intended to elope with him, but all she did was sit in the corner staring with those vertical slit eyes, flicking her tongue while Pikachu darted around the room. Had only granny turned up the thermostat before she choked on a dried fruit chunk, history may have ended differently.
nan laughed...he is the designed of the whole universe.
the cold caused the Pikachu to get slower and slower. The lizard girl watched intently
Lizard girl offered Pikachu a tissue, because his cold made him drip a viscous fluid from that weird, angular smudge over his mouth.
which is actually not a nose, but genetalia. The wiping made something happen.
It aroused his suspicion. But nothing actually happened. Nothing ever does with the cold-blooded lizard girl.
lizard girl was beautiful and she moved like music
atonal kazoo music, but it had a certain charm none the less.
which attracted many southern Appalachian toothless men with their banjos. They would sing bluegrass and wait for her atonal movement.
But the banjo player hit the brown note, and ... oh dear!
and...the note it made was quite the atonal tude. The lookouts on the ships in the harbor hurriedly scanned the horizon looking for the source of the blast.
that blast came from the artic ocean
where Shamu did a poo with the crew from the zoo.
and the penguins did a pee with a flea from the top of a tree
and the lions all named ryans ate black cheese with white bees and fleas
'till a guy named Gus got off the bus and said "what's all the fuss?"
The fuss is that the city condemned the place, because it was infested with crapping whales, peeing penguins, fleas, bees, and all manner of plagues and unclean things. The local board of rabbis also didn't look too favorbly on that last bit, either.
The good knight started to capture, but was stopped by the rapture, while the bad bishop stood by and and waved with a sigh.
But he figured, 'what do I care?' and proceeded to jump into a...
bucket of squid!
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