Unfortunately, while he was consulting the specialist, he died.

NOT IN STORY BELOW

wow.. bobby fischer died in 2008

people, grow up!

all of the hulks woke up and elvis ran away because of their look; even his mic couldn't scare the hulks away

However, his big hairy mic attracted another sort...

and then Chessking burst into the room and yelled, "Hey, Elvis died in 1977!  People, grow up!!!"

People grow up, become Elvis, and die next to a toilet. Some say it is destiny, others that it is a matter or random events coming out just so. I say it's proof of the universe's love for us. That, and proof that you can't flush a body no matter how hard you try.

he forgot his keys. Now he will be out of key in a room full of ex-Hulks.

And, having lost his old key, he will not get any nookie.

Desperately, he looked for something else to pick the lock...

Before they discovered the fried chicken liver attack

His giblets were in a knot and required a gentle massage at the molecular level.

And so he was massaged... and he died of being masssaged too long. So, he woke up in Minecraft 1.2.3.....

where he was stuck in a mine. Someone was playing minecraft, but unfortunately, the mine exploded.

but then, the mine reasembled and exploded again!!!

Elvis found out there was only one way to stop the explosion, but it was very risky. He ran to every mine, but one mine just exploded on top of him.

he was trapped, nowhere left to turn. there was another man trapped in there. he ate the stranger, tearing limb from limb

He was delicious, but he almost ran out of Chianti.

but realised there was no toilet paper

Out of desperation he started searching for apps in his iphone

he found a one ply app but he clearly needed a three ply app

And not even this gallant effort was enough.