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Since it was banana pudding, he ate it with relish, which was weird, because relish doesn't go well with pudding, especially banana pudding.
and noted the clever play on words with a certain relish
He laughed at his cleverness,
Went out the door,
Into the Wilderness,
Set off on shore.
Wow what a Rating!I will beat it in Chess 960.
And he found had three nipple.
Oddly enough the third nipple had a 960 rating and posted irrelevant crap in threads. So it got pinched!
>>nausea for patrons.
HE THEN PLAYED THE NEXT LEG OF HIS GAME
It was a dangerous game, a game of cat and mouse played for a penny a point, if there were a point to it at all.
And then he remembered everything... everything... even the chicken that started it all.
So he decided to go to KFC to talk to the chicken.
But he went to the one at De Anza, Silverado, Pacifica, and McClellan in Cupertino and 800 chickens and 1 chicken leg.
Having arrived in Cupertino with all those chickens, he got a job with Apple and created the newest Apple product, the MacFryPad. It is not only does what other iPads can do, but it is also edible.
The first MacFryPad was for him, but he dropped a chicken leg on it, it stopped functioning, and it turned out there was 1 ppm concentration of the worst poison in the world from the chip.
It was even worst than the poison from Bobby McFryPad, the a capella yodeler from Uzbekistan.
Where they have also by and large never heard of Clara Bow.
She was a thing of unspeakable beauty. she had Bette Davis eyes, Walter Pigeon toes and Clara Bow legs. Best not to speak of it.
And don't forget those Rita Gam gams!
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