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The never ending story


  • 21 months ago · Quote · #1

    Gm_andrewfeng

    Once upon a time, Harold was watching TV when he heard the doorbell ring. Suddenly...

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #2

    Master_Kaina

    So Harold replied:  What "forum" do you speak of sir?

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #3

    Gm_andrewfeng

    Suddenly the guy transformed into a monster and replied...

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #4

    Ironknight777

    hessmaster wrote:

    A guy came in and said this forum is dead.

    lol

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #5

    Master_Kaina

    As the monster laughed, so did Harold ... for the monster's hearty laugh was very contagious!

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #6

    fatymid

    Harold decided to go for a walk!

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #7

    konhidras

    But the world never really ended proving the tv program to be a hoax

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #8

    fatymid

    Writer of the story was retarded and didn't thought that  Harold got super powers and can rebuild world, what Harold did.

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #9

    Master_Kaina

    Thus creating a paradox of multi-verses with Harold the god of one & the "unnameable" seeking to destroy that which Harold continues to create, forming a bond between the two as codependent & eternal nemeses!

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #10

    konhidras

    Then they both farted.

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #11

    Master_Kaina

    & from thatBURST of flatulence a newGALAXYwas born!

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #12

    Chessaddictedprakhar

    and i ate it 

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #13

    CaptJaneway

    and couldn't sleep due to indigestion

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #14

    Master_Kaina

    & thus Chessaddictedprakhar became known for this across the multi-verse & all dimensions & was so dubbed the Fart-Eater from this time forth & forever, destined to eternal indigestion & insomnia surrounded by flatulence in his own private reality with only hessmaster, FallingUp, & konhidras by his side.  Meanwhile ... Harold & the "unnamed" monster Gm_andrewfeng had created continued to do battle!

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #15

    konhidras

    Meanwhile...Master _Kaina kept on farting and creating new galaxies...

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #16

    Master_Kaina

    & from jealous envy, konhidras wanted to follow Chessaddictedprakhar in his ways & thus adopted to also eating flatulent galaxies which I had expelled thus he too became known as a Fart-Eater which spawned a new race of "Fart-Eaters" across the cosmos.

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #17

    CaptJaneway

    Warren Huffet looked up in the sky & saw a great moneymaking opportunity. He clapped his hands with glee! He quickly bought up 90% of the shares in the canned bean company. Soon... 

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #18

    Master_Kaina

    Warren had developed great residual income due to the new demand for flatulence-producing goods & his quick, keen investment actions!

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #19

    CaptJaneway

    Warren sat thinking... I must protect my invest. Therefore I will build a rocket ship (and wear a gas mask) and go meet Master_Kaina, the biggest bean consumer in the Universe. I will offer him unlimited resources to fight any enemies he may have. When they met...

  • 21 months ago · Quote · #20

    Master_Kaina

    Master_Kaina received a visit from CaptJaneway & they negotiated.


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