So Harold replied: What "forum" do you speak of sir?
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Suddenly the guy transformed into a monster and replied...
hessmaster wrote:
A guy came in and said this forum is dead.
lol
As the monster laughed, so did Harold ... for the monster's hearty laugh was very contagious!
Harold decided to go for a walk!
But the world never really ended proving the tv program to be a hoax
Writer of the story was retarded and didn't thought that Harold got super powers and can rebuild world, what Harold did.
Thus creating a paradox of multi-verses with Harold the god of one & the "unnameable" seeking to destroy that which Harold continues to create, forming a bond between the two as codependent & eternal nemeses!
Then they both farted.
& from that
BURST of flatulence a new
GALAXYwas born!
and i ate it
and couldn't sleep due to indigestion
& thus Chessaddictedprakhar became known for this across the multi-verse & all dimensions & was so dubbed the Fart-Eater from this time forth & forever, destined to eternal indigestion & insomnia surrounded by flatulence in his own private reality with only hessmaster, FallingUp, & konhidras by his side. Meanwhile ... Harold & the "unnamed" monster Gm_andrewfeng had created continued to do battle!
Meanwhile...Master _Kaina kept on farting and creating new galaxies...
& from jealous envy, konhidras wanted to follow Chessaddictedprakhar in his ways & thus adopted to also eating flatulent galaxies which I had expelled thus he too became known as a Fart-Eater which spawned a new race of "Fart-Eaters" across the cosmos.
Warren Huffet looked up in the sky & saw a great moneymaking opportunity. He clapped his hands with glee! He quickly bought up 90% of the shares in the canned bean company. Soon...
Warren had developed great residual income due to the new demand for flatulence-producing goods & his quick, keen investment actions!
Warren sat thinking... I must protect my invest. Therefore I will build a rocket ship (and wear a gas mask) and go meet Master_Kaina, the biggest bean consumer in the Universe. I will offer him unlimited resources to fight any enemies he may have. When they met...
Once upon a time, Harold was watching TV when he heard the doorbell ring. Suddenly...