Willburr, don't move that horse.

** It was only when George looked up that he realised he'd been over-doing it recently**

"I wish you'd stop calling it that -- it's a knight."

"Not as I see it -- a horse is a horse."

"Of course.  Of course."

Stop horsing around and make your move!

b8=N#....Willlburrr 

Mr Ed Attack - also known as the five knights game

Hoof-move rule in effect

 

 

A chessplayer can't play a horse
of course, of course,
and no one can play a horse of course,
That is, of course,
unless the horse
is the famous Master Ed.

Go right to the source
and ask the horse,
he'll show you a mate by force.
He's always teaching a chess course.
Play with Master Ed.

People yakkity yak about their chess is so great
and waste your time o' day,
But Master Ed will not give checkmate
unless he's sure the king can't escape away.

A chessplayer can't play a horse
of course, of course,
but this one will beat you with no remorse.
You've never played a master horse?
Well play a game with this,
He is  Master Ed.
 

the horse: " are you going to eat that?"

such commitment bill

chess player's bubble:- "My throats sore, It feels a little bit horse tonight"

Caption for the talking horse:

No, that's not the best move.
That's not it either.
No, that's not it either.
Haven't I taught you anything?

"Nice move, this appears to be a fairly stabel position we've arrived at...."

Psychiatrist: "I'm afraid, Mr. Stillsworth, that you exhibit the tendencies of a traumatized equestrian. Tell me, how does this particular fork make you feel?"

you've got all my pieces, so why the long face?

Horse: So how exaclty am i supposed to move the pieces?

Man: With your mouth, now can you please now make your move

Horse: Geez... Your lucky this is a Disney movie with talking animals or else you'de look pretty nuts right about now 

 

"Are you sure this is the mane line of this opening?"

I said "Knight Not Horse ! "

If I win, I get to come in and soak in the hot tub, and YOU can sleep in the barn.

"oh no! Hc6!"