What Magnus Say? (Ylvis' "The Fox" Parody Song)

(AUTHOR'S NOTE: I'm a Vladimir Kramnik fan. Hence this.)

Dog goes woof; cat goes meow; bird goes tweet, and mouse goes squeak. Cow goes moo; frog goes croak; and the elephant goes toot. Ducks say quack, and fish go blub, and the seal goes ow-ow-ow. But there's one sound that no one knows: What does Magnus say?

"I win, win, I win-a-win-a-win! I win, I win, I win-a-win-a-win! I win, win, I win-a-win-a-win!" What Magnus say?

"Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-checkmate! Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-checkmate! Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-checkmate!" What Magnus say?

"Radjabov is such a ho. Nakamura's such a ho. Vladimir Kramnik's such a ho." What Magnus say?

"Lo-o-o-o-OO-ser! Lo-o-o-o-o-OO-ser! Lo-o-o-o-o-OO-ser!" What Magnus say?

Big blue eyes, pointy nose, playing chess, not getting 0's. Twitchy paws grab the kill, and in blitz he won't sit still. His face is red, not beautiful. He's the devil in disguise. With one quick move, he takes your horse, and then the game's over of co-o-o-o-ourse, co-o-o-o-ourse, co-o-o-o-ourse.

And then you've badly lost, of co-o-o-o-ourse, co-o-o-o-ourse, co-o-o-o-ourse. What does Magnus say?

"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, KAPOW! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, KAPOW! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, KAPOW!" What Magnus say?

(At this point in the song, Magnus found out that he just earned a draw against someone else, so he clammed up just like in his press conferences whenever he does that.) :)

haha

love this

lol, nice.

wow :)

Here's another weird noise Magnus makes:

"Tried to sacrifice a pawn. Uh. It didn't work. Uh. It was a draw. Uh." xD

Thanks for noticing me! --Eeyore, from the Hundred Acre Wood

lol... this should have way more comments than it does right now.

Wow... I can't believe it's already been 3 months since The Fox came out.

If I were half as creative at chess as I am at making fun of Magnus, I'd be at least an 1800 by now. My present rating makes me fit to scrub away the remnants of Mr. Carlsen's "dropped pawns" from his toilet bowl.

wow - make a youtube video of this - if it is well done it would be really funny/

however your rating is 1133 - magnus' rating is probably 3x of yours (uscf)

nice song though

take a look its pretty cool

I'm Lukerl21 here. I'm new at chess can anybody give me tips? I lost all day! What does Magnus say? I don't agree. Funny song though

That's good. You should make that, put it on youtube. With combination of Ylvis/Carlsen footage.

Get Jay to sing it

Jaylove?

Yeah, then he can turn it into a rap