Everyone please answer!I would like a higher rating!

A million dollars!!! 

He's bringing me the '59 Zagreb set from house of Staunton...not much of a surprise but I can deal with it :)

Nothing.  Santa doesn't exist :-P

BorgQueen wrote:

Nothing.  Santa doesn't exist :-P

But my wife does :)

Epic fail, Borg!  Let us have some fun here!

A new puppy.

Curious species... it excels at self delusion.

Ah, but he does exist. On this earth he was known as the Bishop of Myra, a Byzantine Bishop in Byzantium and was even at the Council of Nicea in the late 300's. He was born into a very wealthy family, but upon entering the priesthood, gave it all away, for the most part doing so secretly so no one knew it was him for years, thus the tradition of secret gifts at Christmas....He has, of course, since passed on and is one of the saints in heaven who prays for us all.

I am hoping for a chess clock...

Happiness

More Beer!   ...and peace on earth for all mankind.....

Total immunity to STD's. And a lower chess rating, something 3 digits maybe.

Does it hurt to pee?

Here is a link to the history of chrismas

note: You don't have to believe in a religion to find this intresting: keep an open mind

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwtoH3zadXA

I would want for chrismas is the power to time travel...So I could keep coming to the same day to get another gift!

Christmas seems to only bring out selfishness in people these days...

It also makes people lose their humor

A Red Ryder 200 shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and a thing that tells time.

I don't think a football is a very good Christmas present.