Everyone please answer!I would like a higher rating!

A million dollars!!! 

He's bringing me the '59 Zagreb set from house of Staunton...not much of a surprise but I can deal with it :)

Nothing.  Santa doesn't exist :-P

BorgQueen wrote:

Nothing.  Santa doesn't exist :-P

But my wife does :)

Epic fail, Borg!  Let us have some fun here!

A new puppy.

Curious species... it excels at self delusion.

Happiness

More Beer!   ...and peace on earth for all mankind.....

Total immunity to STD's. And a lower chess rating, something 3 digits maybe.

Does it hurt to pee?

Here is a link to the history of chrismas

note: You don't have to believe in a religion to find this intresting: keep an open mind

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwtoH3zadXA

I would want for chrismas is the power to time travel...So I could keep coming to the same day to get another gift!

Christmas seems to only bring out selfishness in people these days...

It also makes people lose their humor

A Red Ryder 200 shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and a thing that tells time.

I don't think a football is a very good Christmas present.

Well said BQ!  I want my whole family to be happy..By the way BQ,have you assimilated santa..Love the hat!