Which is harder: Playing a chess master or solving a rubik's cube

i solved the rubik cube back when no one could , i didnt use help nor anything else , im not a chess master and have been playing /studing since before that

Yes, there is a pattern, and it always works. 

Heh. Tarrasch's quote repeated by Chessmaster102. Ironic?

Yeah you just have to memorize the patterns written on the first page. Actually, your hands memorize the patterns, your mind forgets them. Once again, you CAN'T figure it out in one day! It takes at least a week

whew, i thought you were being serious.

this makes so much sense it's stupid.

i'm a half-wit and i got half of it in less than an hour.

Hey, who's the doofus on the pink divan?

lulz

the guy that likes flags

I can solve the cube in under a minute. It is not even near as difficult as it seems, and is actually very simple once you understand the concepts and can apply the algorithms.

i'm uglier than the guy in my avatar.

I'm uglier than mine.

you grew a moustache?

I let my epaulette grow out.

i thought it was a tassel.  yours makes more sense.

thats why you can only solve half

Uh-oh, Driver's License Guy just zapped ya good, flagsy!

I'll throw in a dark horse vote for crushing 10 consecutive beer cans against your forehead.