hehe, that made me laugh
why you should not play the Sicilian
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But who can forget the marvelous crap throwing ape attack for black?
lol. this is very funny nice work.
kudos 321 made me laugh a lot too
2 ... Kxd8 "forced" lol
I tried something like this once at my chess club but it was during the endgame when my bishop had gotten trapped. Unfortunately, my opponent required me to follow the standard chess rules and, consequently, I lost the game.
Next up, the King's gambit.
:)) god this is so funny stuff !
Bravo Chess321 !! I have never laughed so hard on this site !!
LOL THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!
rotflmfao keep posting plz
how do u make illegal moves? i dont have the option to do so in my board editor.
After losing every game I play on here that was a welcome relief!!!
=) =) =)
If black tries to decline the King's gambit...
LOL 'black was mated!'
More e4 lines
One week later...
Black K: Hey! Where's the White king?!
White Q: He's out of town running some errands.
Black K: Phew. At last, I finally get a break. That nutcase has been doing... um.. you know... all week long.
White Q: I know what you mean. I have no idea why I married him in the first place.
Black K: Yeah... ok. We battle tomorrow.
The next day:
Black K: Good morning everyone. It's a wonderful day! If only we didn't have to battle that crazy White King. You know what I mean?
The next day:
Black K: Good morning everyone. It's a wonderful day! If only we didn't have to battle that crazy White King. You know what I mean?
Black K: Um... hello?
Black K: Queenie?
Black K: Are you there????
Black K: Hahahahaah... nice joke... very funny... hahaha.. heheheh.. um... ha?!
Black K: Are you there????
Black K: Hahahahaah... nice joke... very funny... hahaha.. heheheh.. um... ha?!
Is anybody there???
Black K: Guys?!
*Black King turns on light*
Black K: Guys?!
*Black King turns on light*
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Maybe you should offer this advice to the people who post the "what game should I play?" question.
Lol. These were just random jokes i thought up of. Hope you guys like them. 
The Sicilian is a well known opening. However, it is a fatal blunder for black from move 1. Why you ask? Because of a fatal opening trap set by White.