Haha very funny, its good to see some people still have a sense of humour in this world.
:)

Lol! Here's a mate in one, 1. Kd8#

It's called the Poisoned King Opening. Apparently it is the lost art of chess.

Funniest post I've come across on this site.

hehe very good:)

OMG i just loved the <*Black King turns on light*> joke

just couldnt stop laughing

OK i forgive you.   At first I was ready to pour hellfire and vitriol on this thread for suggesting the Sicilian was anything less than perfection incarnate.  Very funny stuff.

When my nephew was 4 years old, this was exactly his repetoire against my brother and me. Funny, he used to win every game too.

DEFLECTION!!

OMGBBQ roflcopter - I nearly peed my pants.

We are soooooo sad here . . .

what the ***** is that!! lol

4.Qxc1 lol.

As in, subtle as a train wreck

enforce illegal moves?!?! WHERE?

This is the funniest chess.com post I read so far - needs a bump - more people should see it.

OMG that's so epic, more please ;)

LOL thx - I tried to bump it like 2 weeks ago, 'bump' like yours should do better job.

LOL that's one of the hardest laughs I ever had!! Good to cheer me up 

 You so silly

Great didactic games learned a lot - THX again!

How is making illegal moves in a chess game sophmoric?

Put the Freud book down...