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It's called the Poisoned King Opening. Apparently it is the lost art of chess.
Funniest post I've come across on this site.
hehe very good:)
OMG i just loved the <*Black King turns on light*> joke
just couldnt stop laughing
OK i forgive you. At first I was ready to pour hellfire and vitriol on this thread for suggesting the Sicilian was anything less than perfection incarnate. Very funny stuff.
When my nephew was 4 years old, this was exactly his repetoire against my brother and me. Funny, he used to win every game too.
OMGBBQ roflcopter - I nearly peed my pants.
We are soooooo sad here . . .
what the ***** is that!! lol
Great post! Classic chess humor. Thanks!
As in, subtle as a train wreck
enforce illegal moves?!?! WHERE?
This is the funniest chess.com post I read so far - needs a bump - more people should see it.
OMG that's so epic, more please ;)
LOL thx - I tried to bump it like 2 weeks ago, 'bump' like yours should do better job.
LOL that's one of the hardest laughs I ever had!! Good to cheer me up
Great didactic games learned a lot - THX again!
nonsense ,and yes I do have a sense of humor only its not so sophomoric
How is making illegal moves in a chess game sophmoric?
Put the Freud book down...
these games are helllllla dumb...
You are the real Kingcrusher!!! not the guy on YT
Absolutely loved the "bombardment of pawns", best chess laughs I've ever had.
"Reykjavik Open, Round 7 | Commentary by FM Ingvar Johannesson & Fiona Steil-Antoni"
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