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Haha very funny, its good to see some people still have a sense of humour in this world.:)
Lol! Here's a mate in one, 1. Kd8#
It's called the Poisoned King Opening. Apparently it is the lost art of chess.
Funniest post I've come across on this site.
hehe very good:)
OMG i just loved the <*Black King turns on light*> joke
just couldnt stop laughing
OK i forgive you. At first I was ready to pour hellfire and vitriol on this thread for suggesting the Sicilian was anything less than perfection incarnate. Very funny stuff.
When my nephew was 4 years old, this was exactly his repetoire against my brother and me. Funny, he used to win every game too.
OMGBBQ roflcopter - I nearly peed my pants.
We are soooooo sad here . . .
what the ***** is that!! lol
Great post! Classic chess humor. Thanks!
As in, subtle as a train wreck
enforce illegal moves?!?! WHERE?
This is the funniest chess.com post I read so far - needs a bump - more people should see it.
OMG that's so epic, more please ;)
LOL thx - I tried to bump it like 2 weeks ago, 'bump' like yours should do better job.
LOL that's one of the hardest laughs I ever had!! Good to cheer me up
Great didactic games learned a lot - THX again!
nonsense ,and yes I do have a sense of humor only its not so sophomoric
How is making illegal moves in a chess game sophmoric?
Put the Freud book down...
these games are helllllla dumb...
Playing like an idiot and still winning
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what the #$%^was he playing and how did he win?
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