Brilliant, just bloody brilliant! Chess is now dead.

Whew!!!! That I say is REAL CHESS JOKES.  Never laughed so much with chess.com. You are the man.

I liked that : A losing blunder. Later: Another losing blunder.

Very funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I give it 100 ! marks.

Too bad for you!

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chesslarious!

Hey Sicilian is the best!

1...e4 would be nice but there's no way to put your pawn on top of White's like that...

What's wrong with that?

And if you know there's an Edit button you don't need to keep double posting :)

Double posting is against the rules most places and probably considered to be spam here as well although I won't be bothered to read the rules to find out.

1 nf3 is much more clear than the illegal 1...e4.

And it's much easier to write on a cell phone this way. You don't really need the period after the 1 - a space will suffice. And capitalization of piece names is conventional but not mandatory for understanding.

However, ambiguous and wrong notation is much worse.

The first one was soooo funny lol

a bishop sac for no reason lolololol

Not sure how we're supposed to respond in between 30 seconds of your comment.  However, that was funny :D  Made me laugh so hard.  Will share with friends

[Result "1-0"]

1.Kd8#