ACHTUNG, will women ever stop talking? dont know about you but with all the verbal over my shoulder i accidentally confused my king for a queen. NO HONESTLY ybtnbt

That's terrible...

 

 

Sounds like you have a bad case of backseat kibitzing.  I would recommend you get her a microphone and a faux-broadcast booth; her inner broadcaster is obviously straining to be heard.

Actually in advanced cases the affected subjects have sometimes needed to be confined to a restricted cubicle for the remainder of games.  Be careful; backseatius kabitzius could happen to anyone. 

dis is genauigkeit pls kannon you share the prototyp with us

(ingenious mr sleisl)

lol. it happens a lot when you play on a new chess set with non-traditional designs.