And all this time I've been using paper!! Silly me.

Not sure how safe that is, hepatitis might make an appearance sometime in the future...?

You can get hepatitis from mild pressure? That's probably how Pamela Anderson got it then.

It effects the white blood count if I understand this right, getting it from dirty objects, Pam must have gotten it the other way...?

No, seems likely she got it from a dirty object too....

I can make a triple checkmate

I would beat Anand, Carlsen, Aronian by transforming all of my 8 pawns into mighty queens....

I cannot tell the truth...

Go figure.

honey its not what it looks like she tripped and her lips fell to mine.

...Tommy Lee's object perhaps?

she's got the write stuff

That guy's handprint is so clear, I can almost see his feet.

Nice pun.