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  • 3 years ago · Quote · #101

    winerkleiner

    chrisr2212 wrote:

    it's really disappointing not to even get a mention, Andy

     

     


    Not for me, because I am invisable and I cast no mirror image. 

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #102

    winerkleiner

    chubbychocobo wrote:
    winerkleiner wrote:
    chrisr2212 wrote:

    it's really disappointing not to even get a mention, Andy


    Not for me, because I am invisable and I cast no mirror image. 


    then u wld hv problems travelling to countries w/o reciprocal agreements ...


    Lol yes, there's many advantages to being not seen!! 

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #103

    AndyClifton

    catnapper owns a taco stand!

    Ozzie Cobblepot is a perfectly normal name!

    loudy never seeks outside aid to settle disputes!

    CystemPhailure is a track star!

    bigpoison has never been defeated in USCF-sanctioned play!

    cabadenwurt thinks Donovan was just some hippie druggo!

    DenverHigh is an aardvark!

    pushwood has led an uneventful life!

    Prawn is still here!

    BFS has only logged on once to this site!

    BorgQueen is impatient!

    kurogkug has a lightning-quick grasp of concepts!

    Windows7 is easygoing!

    Artfizz is sane!

    cmibu is insouciant!

    ivandh loves to stay put!

    raul's just a big lovable teddy bear!

    corrijean has never been near a farm!

    RyanGarner is modest!

    shepi13 is from the wrong side of the tracks!

    ratatooie has all the answers!

    OmarCayenne won the Nobel Prize!

    streetfighter is an oasis of calm!

    musikamole doesn't care in the least about improving!

    theoreticalboy loves Chicago, especially the weather!

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #104

    Twobit

    TheMouse2 is the winner so far.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #105

    winerkleiner

    O will win a second term Surprised

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #106

    DaBigOne

    What about me

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #107

    winerkleiner

    winerkleiner wrote:

    O will win a second term


    Oprah that is.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #108

    hat40

    browni3141 wrote:

    I don't lie.


    That's a lie.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #109

    Yosriv

    You guys never flood a single thread, for sure that's a lie Smile

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #110

    winerkleiner

    Gas will be affordable again.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #111

    cornerstone7

    har har har

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #112

    Ladya79

    Magnus Carlsen's chess rating will be 936 in 2 years.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #113

    AndyClifton

    Magnus Carlsen will drink 936 Carlsens in 2 years...

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #114

    winerkleiner

    Ladya79 wrote:

    Magnus Carlsen's chess rating will be 936 in 2 years.


     Which will make me very jealous.

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #115

    catnapper

    AndyClifton wrote:

    Magnus Carlsen will drink 936 Carlsens in 2 years...

     


    Then I can say there is one thing I'm better at than Carlsen.

    Wait a minute, isn't this thread lies? Then I can't say I'm better at drinking than Carlsen. Frown

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #116

    AndyClifton

    Yes, that's true, 'napper.  Or no, wait...

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #117

    winerkleiner

    I'm confused

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #118

    AndyClifton

    No, I think he means that he isn't confused.  Or no, wait...

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #119

    winerkleiner

    Okay so this is not the world of opposites? 

  • 3 years ago · Quote · #120

    AndyClifton

    Well, now it is!  You gotta be careful what you say on this one...or wait, you don't!

    Once again this thread is taking funny into the stratosphere.


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