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Your funniest lie :)


  • 2 years ago · Quote · #1

    Yosriv

    Tell us a funny lie about chess and/or chess players! Smile

    I begin:

              I can beat Kasparov after opening   a game against him with a4 and h4

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #2

    corpsporc

    The previous post (presumably by a chess player) was the most hilarious thing I have read!

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #3

    Yosriv

    corpsporc wrote:

    The previous post (presumably by a chess player) was the most hilarious thing I have read!


    Smile What do you think of this one? (Come on guys, I don't wanna flood this topic alone lol)

    I can play Kasparov, Karpov, Anand and Carlsen blindfolded and make them resign in 10 moves

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #4

    Yosriv

    chubbychocobo wrote:

    my contribution: "u guys are so funny."


    Oh really? Smile

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #5

    TheMouse2

    my funniest lie:

    yosriv is funny

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #6

    browni3141

    I don't lie.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #7

    asmaaa

    Yosriv wrote:
    corpsporc wrote:

    The previous post (presumably by a chess player) was the most hilarious thing I have read!


    What do you think of this one? (Come on guys, I don't wanna flood this topic alone lol)

    I can play Kasparov, Karpov, Anand and Carlsen blindfolded and make them resign in 10 moves


    Play against them at the same time ?? :))

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #8

    Yosriv

    asmaaa wrote:

    Play against them at the same time ?? :))


    Oh yeah Smile

    (To some other guys: If this topic isn't worthy of being read by your majesties, don't read it Smile)

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #9

    ivanx00

    I can easily and with no hesitation beat Magnus Carlsen....at a pie eating contest!

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #10

    Yosriv

    ivanx00 wrote:

    I can easily and with no hesitation beat Magnus Carlsen....at a pie eating contest!


                                  

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #11

    asmaaa

    Yosriv ... you can beat all of champions right ?
    I believe you but I can beat you hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    Then Iam better than all of champions :)

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #12

    goldendog

    I was beating mein dog 3 of 5 times yet a passerby thought he was good!!!!

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #13

    mrguy888

    goldendog wrote:

    I was beating mein dog 3 of 5 times yet a passerby thought he was good!!!!


    How do you fare againts your human?

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #14

    heinzie

    I have won against Kasparov twice in a row, hahahaahahahahaha lolol

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #15

    goldendog

    In the chess, I cannot eat fish by feeling like a cannibal!!!

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #16

    jerry2468

    I have beaten every single person in the world in a simul. And I own a lifetime supply of waffles.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #17

    Yosriv

    I sac'ed my king against Karpov but I won the game Laughing

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #18

    beardogjones

    I did not waste precious time on chess.com.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #19

    mrguy888

    I BEATED GARY KASPEROV WITH TO MOVE CHECKMATE!!! TEEHEE!!!

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #20

    ilikeflags

    this thread is great.  i'm really gonna think hard on how i can improve it.


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