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  • 2 years ago · Quote · #61

    winerkleiner

    Emulating the end of "Thelma & Louise" is safe and the way to go.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #62

    ker123

    I win all my games like this:

     

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #63

    catnapper

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #64

    Baldr

    Good game.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #65

    ChristianSoldier007

    winerkleiner wrote:

    I am president and founder of Mensa.


     wonder how many people actually get this XD

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #66

    corrijean

    Do you think people don't know what Mensa is?

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #67

    ChristianSoldier007

    all I know it it sounds like some sort of cracker

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #68

    ilikeflags

    christians don't know what mensa is cuz education kills religion.
  • 2 years ago · Quote · #69

    trysts

    ilikeflags wrote:
    christians don't know what mensa is cuz education kills religion.

    Hilarious!Laughing

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #70

    ChristianSoldier007

    remember, every post here is not a lie, so the last four posts were not lies (if you understand what I am not meaning :P)

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #71

    ilikeflags

    my m-16 is a bible.
  • 2 years ago · Quote · #72

    winerkleiner

    "The meaning of life is chess".  A quote from Erik.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #73

    corrijean

    I thought it was 42.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #74

    winerkleiner

    You can't get pregnant, it's Tuesday.

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #75

    corrijean

    I thought today was Friday.

     

    Let me guess, you knew someone who got pregnant on a Tuesday?

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #76

    winerkleiner

    corrijean wrote:

    I thought today was Friday.

     

    Let me guess, you knew someone who got pregnant on a Tuesday?


     Hehe Smile

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #77

    AndyClifton

    omertatao wrote:

    blitz chess between chess enthusiasts is equivalent to the s.a.t. or a real iq test, and means ten times more than either of those things (again, reality, blitz chess is a video game if it's being played by chess enthusiasts, only very strong professionals can play something that comes near to real actual chess in such short time controls, don't kid yourselves.)


    Ooh, a funny lie with footnotes! (God, this is heaven!).

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #78

    AndyClifton

    This is my favorite thread--ever!

  • 2 years ago · Quote · #79

    ilikeflags

    my bible is an m-16
  • 2 years ago · Quote · #80

    ilikeflags

    oh i totally get it

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