Oh wow, I've just thought of a whole bunch more...

ilikeflags is diplomatic!

Reb is from New England!

Loomis is cheerful!

yeres is Richard Simmons!

LisaV is a virgin!

trysts is a temperance leader!

erik is a flabby coach potato!

tonydal isn't one!

kohai is brusque and often rude!

batgirl has never read a book about chess history!

fracklefrit picks one identity and sticks with it!

AndyClifton's a GM!

goldendog doesn't chase cars!

woodshover is a guy!

woodshover is a girl!

kco thinks today is Monday!

Oh God, stop me before I explode...

oh yeah...

and chrisr hates Guinness!

Nor did I get a mention. I want my taco back.

Not for me, because I am invisable and I cast no mirror image. 

Lol yes, there's many advantages to being not seen!! 

catnapper owns a taco stand!

Ozzie Cobblepot is a perfectly normal name!

loudy never seeks outside aid to settle disputes!

CystemPhailure is a track star!

bigpoison has never been defeated in USCF-sanctioned play!

cabadenwurt thinks Donovan was just some hippie druggo!

DenverHigh is an aardvark!

pushwood has led an uneventful life!

Prawn is still here!

BFS has only logged on once to this site!

BorgQueen is impatient!

kurogkug has a lightning-quick grasp of concepts!

Windows7 is easygoing!

Artfizz is sane!

cmibu is insouciant!

ivandh loves to stay put!

raul's just a big lovable teddy bear!

corrijean has never been near a farm!

RyanGarner is modest!

shepi13 is from the wrong side of the tracks!

ratatooie has all the answers!

OmarCayenne won the Nobel Prize!

streetfighter is an oasis of calm!

musikamole doesn't care in the least about improving!

theoreticalboy loves Chicago, especially the weather!

TheMouse2 is the winner so far.

O will win a second term

What about me

Oprah that is.

That's a lie.

You guys never flood a single thread, for sure that's a lie

Gas will be affordable again.

har har har

Magnus Carlsen's chess rating will be 936 in 2 years.

Magnus Carlsen will drink 936 Carlsens in 2 years...

 Which will make me very jealous.

Then I can say there is one thing I'm better at than Carlsen.

Wait a minute, isn't this thread lies? Then I can't say I'm better at drinking than Carlsen.

Yes, that's true, 'napper.  Or no, wait...

I'm confused